LRT presents manong discoverer.. Anyone tell me what’s the 5th discovery…

I just need to share this, so I write it here. Maybe one of you has same experience like mine.

Last Friday (February 8) I was on half day leave to attend a housing seminar at atrium. I decided to ride on LRT but when I got to Monumento station, people were going down and they said LRT has techinical problems with the train but after a while the management declared it is ok to operate and the problem was fixed. So all of us passengers went up and rode the train. (Thank God! I told myself)

But here’s the hitch that really made my day crazy and funny. As the train start moving, someone spoke in a loud voice.. ‘EXCUSE ME..there was a news blocked out..blah blah blah’. And at the heard of that I thought any moment he would declare that we were on hostage or he was a suicide bomber, etc etc stuffs like that, but thank God I was just paranoid and wrong. I think the man is crazy because all he wanted to tell us is his 5 discoveries, and he said that he was a electronics prof and many electronics/ECE prof and students (even the scientists around the world) are mad at him because of his discoveries. By the way a girl has attempted to stop him from talking loud but still he continues talking and said he can sue the girl for human rights violation for stopping him to speak in a public place. They argue for a while but he still continue to tell his hilarious discoveries.hehe (wala na nga kame nagawa kung di makinig..) I also started texting my friends about what am I hearing (siguro kung may kasama ako nun malamang tawa kame ng tawa)

Here are what we learned from him:

1st discovery: Ang marka ng baterya ay baligtad, therefore electron theory is dead!!!
(bwahaha natawa tlga dun nun sinabi nya yn, pero cempre sa sarili ko lang.haha ang sinasabi nyang marka ay ung + at – pero d ko na maalala kung anu explanation nya pa jn, basta paulit ulitnyang sinasabi na electron theory nga ay dead dw.)

2nd discovery: Ang sinag ng araw ay malamig. Hinde ito mainit hanggang di dumadampi sa ating balat o anumang bagay
(uh san ka jn?! At ang example nya jn ay ang paglubog ng titanic.. db nga dw iceberg ang dahilan ng paglubog nun.. ang sbi nya na ang kalawakan ay malamig dahil nga sa sikat ng araw kaya ito naka-create ng yelo na xang naging iceberg..takte kulet ni manong ibang level tlga ang pag-iisip.hehe)

3rd discovery: Ang bilog ay binubuo ng maliliit na linya, therefore ang mundo ay flat!!!
(ayos!!hehe ang sabi nya napansin nya dw kasi ung curve sa basketball court ung curve para dun sa 3pt range, ayon nga nakita nya na para makabuo ng curve ay kelangan ng maliliit na lines, kaya nasabi nyang ang mundo ay flat.. tpos sabi pa nga nya bigyan dw namen xa ng proof na ang mundo at kalsada ay hindi flat at ipapaputol daw nya ang daliri nya)

4th discovery: Ang north pole ay bakla, the north pole is gay!!!
(tinagalog at inenglish nya pa tlga yun, pero di na nya naexplain masyado kasi bumaba na sya sa central terminal, at d na rin nya nasabi ung pang-5th discovery nya.)

Uh di ba? San ka pa sa mga discoveries ni manong?!! Hehe pero sa bwat sinasabi nyang discovery may sinisingit xang about bible, pumi-preach nga rin xa.. may sinasabi pa nga xang ‘and Diyos ay galit sa mga scientists” dahil nga dw naimbento na ang pagclone, db nga dw dapat ang diyos lang ang naglalalang. Tpos may sinasabi pa xa na pagnakita naten ang Diyos tayo’y mamamatay. Pero dahil nacurious nga dw xa, niresearch nya ang bibliya at nalaman nya na pagtayo ay haharap na sa diyos (meaning dedz na tau nun) tayo daw ay gagawin diyos ng Diyos ng sa gayon ay mkita nten xa at di na muling mamamatay.

Pero anu nga kaya ung pang-5th discovery nya?! Hehe nacurious ako, kaya if naencounter nyo rin sya..sabihin nyo dito ha.hehe